In terms of marketing, the alcohol market does not differ much from the markets of other products. Individual brands are struggling to attract more consumers, gain recognition and recognition. Some create a luxurious image, others refer to the tradition rooted in culture, others convince to unique, natural production processes, and still others expand the offer with various flavor variants. There are many tricks and each of them brings certain effects.
But where the competition on the vodka market is considerable, you need to make a little more effort to attract the attention of the consumer and make him choose our product! In countries where store shelves are bending under bottles of vodka, some producers have decided to fight for consumers' attention with creative and often funny names of their products! And if the catchy name is accompanied by an equally catchy, colorful and imaginative label, then success is almost guaranteed! The fact that the creative creativity of vodka producers knows no bounds can be seen in Russia, Belarus and Ukraine, for example.
We present a list of the most interesting names of vodkas that are difficult to ignore.
Funny names of vodkas from Russia, Belarus and Ukraine:
"Drwa" - vodka on the label with this wonderful name and pieces of a tree trunk. We will also learn that it is "ecological vodka". Consumers associate it with effective action - the saying "Drunk to the stump" is quite popular in Russian.
"Frost and sun!" - no, it is not only vodka for Siberian winter lovers. This is a real "must have" for fans of Pushkin's poetry. The name of the vodka refers to the first two words of the poem "Zimowy poranek". This is confirmed by the fact that the same producer offers a second vodka, the name of which is the next two words from the same line: "A wonderful day".
"Daily" - well ... how much does someone like?
"Longevity" and "Youth" - after all, more than one hundred-year-old babushka has claimed that the key to surviving to old age in good shape is just a glass of vodka.
"New Year's Atomic Vodka" - reportedly produced from grains growing in irradiated areas. As they say, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger!"Lenin in spill" - could you want a more Russian name for vodka?
"Bread wine" - who said that there is no mass production of wine in Belarus! Is being made! Made of grain! It is a white, almost transparent wine, with an alcohol content of up to 40%.
"Sam fire" - word-forming name, suggesting the fiery taste of the drink and its character, evidently referring to the traditional moonshine, ie moonshine.
"Blue-eyed Belarus" - a bit of patriotism has not hurt anyone yet!
"Clear head" - does one keep an enlightened mind even after a lot of consumption? Or maybe there is no hangover after this vodka? Well - if you don't try, you won't find out!
"You are allowed" - if you can, why not drink?
"Liquid currency" - the label suggests that the liquid contained in the bottle is dollars in its liquid state.
“Light air water. You drink when you breathe.
"Disassembly" is a little flavor from Azerbaijan. We don't know what the creators meant, but there is certainly a wonderful story behind the name of this vodka.
"Vodka OKULISTA strong 45" - with a label containing an ophthalmic chart. For self-monitoring of the state of intoxication. Practical.
"Vodka, thank you" - such "Merci" in the world of Russian alcohol. It expresses more than a thousand words. Or it can make up more than a thousand words when a word of mouth hits the eater.
"Vodka cucumbers" - As you know, cucumber water is good for a hangover. Could this vodka already protect against him?
"Kuzmicz. Vodka for hunting ”- it is said that it improves the accuracy of shots.
"Kuzmicz. Vodka for fishing ”- don't even go fishing without it.
"Chochłuszka" - a folk term for a woman from Ukraine, once neutral, today with a pejorative overtone. Perhaps as the name of vodka it would not be so strange yet, if not for the fact that the bottle cap is a psychedelic doll head that resembles Julia T., former Ukrainian prime minister.
What do you think about the original and funny names of vodkas? Would you like to try one?
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